The Poop Gauntlet!

[maultasche@lemmy.world]

Who knew that inside Takeshi's Castle, there was a porcelain throne?

[rustydomino@lemmy.world]

Right you are, Ken!

[krashmo@lemmy.world]

Maybe that's my kink

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

I could win, ass like a steel trap.

[kerrigan778@lemmy.world]

Would be easy for the first competitor. Gets tougher the longer the day goes.

[peppycito@sh.itjust.works]

Aqua dump.

[ultragigagigantic@lemmy.ml]

Left shark

[machinefab812@discuss.tchncs.de]

Veterans and any serious athletes major advantage: you're gonna have shit yourself sometime. Better just to take your time with the course and/or otherwise not worry much about holding it in. Fastest time's probably going to be leaving brown streaks somewhere far short of that toilet.

[jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml]

You'd probably want to stagger the doses for the competitors

[swab148@lemm.ee]

Poop like a lightsaber

[mo_lave@reddthat.com]

[kerrigan778@lemmy.world]

Won't clean the water though lol

[pennomi@lemmy.world]

Great idea you mean! That’s what keeps the sharks away!

[klear@lemmy.world]

[racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml]

[agent641@lemmy.world]

Why destroy your own toilet when you can obliterate the one at the mall?

[agent641@lemmy.world]

I forgot about that meme!

[shortfuse@lemmy.world]