The Poop Gauntlet!

[cm0002@lemmy.world]

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/beetlemoses.bsky.social/post/3les4cuhlns2n

[pdfuego@lemmy.world]

"What are these people running from? They're not! They're running TO..."

[jomiran@lemmy.ml]

That pool is a giant toilet. Just saying.

[benleman@lemmy.world]

Those sharks are in for a treat.

[jomiran@lemmy.ml]

Some folk prefer to only eat the filling.

[deestan@lemmy.world]

Toilet schmoilet. Imma fling a poo through the flaming ring. See if I can hit the announcer.

[davidgro@lemmy.world]

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!

[granitem@lemmy.world]

Who Poop Last?!

[fckreddit@lemmy.ml]

Anywhere can be a toilet, if you are desperate enough.

[tacosanonymous@lemm.ee]

Most people are definitely going to shit themselves in the water. Horrible idea.

[limelight79@lemm.ee]

I had an endoscopy a few years back, and the first step in preparing is to take a bunch of laxatives. I followed the directions and took 6 pills or whatever it said, then my wife said, "Well, do you want to go shopping or something?"

"NO! I just took a bunch of laxatives!" I have no idea what she was thinking.

I had forgotten about that until seeing this comic. So...thanks?

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

Certainly better than what I first imagined reading the title.

"WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN MY GAUNTLETS?!" - Knight getting ready for battle

[maultasche@lemmy.world]

Who knew that inside Takeshi's Castle, there was a porcelain throne?

[rustydomino@lemmy.world]

Right you are, Ken!

[krashmo@lemmy.world]

Maybe that's my kink

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

I could win, ass like a steel trap.

[kerrigan778@lemmy.world]

Would be easy for the first competitor. Gets tougher the longer the day goes.

[peppycito@sh.itjust.works]

Aqua dump.

[ultragigagigantic@lemmy.ml]

Left shark

[machinefab812@discuss.tchncs.de]

Veterans and any serious athletes major advantage: you're gonna have shit yourself sometime. Better just to take your time with the course and/or otherwise not worry much about holding it in. Fastest time's probably going to be leaving brown streaks somewhere far short of that toilet.