I created it for peaceful purposes [Too Much Coffee Man]

[ooterness@lemmy.world]

Death ray? You’re probably thinking of the giant laser that Professor Death built to scan grocery prices.

[milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee]

“The Giant Armoured Scorpion of Death was created to help mankind, not to harm it!”

[rhaedas@fedia.io]

Tony Stark building his "completely harmless" arm flight stabilizer.

[sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org]

“Alright, who wants to get handblasted by Iron Man?”

[rockerface@lemm.ee]

hollow purple’d

[dagwood222@lemm.ee]

There’s no invention that can’t be used for military purposes.

[shapillon@lemmy.world]

The slotted spoon, your turn.

[dagwood222@lemm.ee]

Found in every military kitchen in the world.

[dalekcaan@lemm.ee]

Peaceful purposes you say?

[sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org]

Umm… Faygo?

Man this is a real brain bender.

[mojofrododojo@lemmy.world]

it’s for making enormous swiss cheese

[johnmannesca@lemmy.world]

Any toilet paper above 2-ply

[dagwood222@lemm.ee]

Tell me you’ve never been allowed in the officers’ club without telling me…

[dagwood222@lemm.ee]

Hell, boy, back in the War Between the States we’d trade good Virginny tobacco to the Yanks for a case of that delisous stuff.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who got the reference!