Weird green blinking light

[possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip]

Drain your blinker fluid

[ragnarokonline@programming.dev]

Why are BMW owners all the exact fucking same worldwide?

[fin@sh.itjust.works]

That arrow means you meed to accelerate to 100km/h

[sam_bass@lemmy.world]

Praytell how old are you?

[thericofactor@sh.itjust.works]

The blinkers should just engage the headlights blinking in a BMW.

[lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.world]

That's NASCAR mode. You hit the gas and just keep going left.

[ste41th@lemmy.ml]

It’s the BMW way

[bushvin@lemmy.world]

This is the way!

[chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world]

Hmmm. I think it means somethings wrong with your speedometer. I mean it's pointing directly at it.

[nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl]

How, if you are already going over that speed constantly?

[dmmacniel@feddit.org]

Damn that cursed left shift!!

[chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org]

Do you also hear a ticking sound? If so, the car just entered a SUICIDE BOMBING MODE. It's on a timer to let you escape; follow the arrow for the nearest exit.

[qaspr@lemmy.world]

Shit man, you gotta get that checked out. This is the "honk at me" feature. It means your car has detected that you're an idiot and everyone will start honking at you and passing you on the right.

[normalexit@lemmy.world]

In my experience an unexpected light on your dashboard is about $1000 minimum at the dealership. I fear for the owner.

[victorz@lemmy.world]

I thought that's how BMWs already worked.

[victorz@lemmy.world]

Pray tell for what reason are you asking OP this?

[sam_bass@lemmy.world]

Because older people tend to flip it on and leave it on with no intention to change lanes or turn anywhere

[tobberone@lemm.ee]

It's because BMW doesn't top up the indicator fluid as standard during service.

[randelung@lemmy.world]

Don't worry, it'll be fine in 0.5s.

Oh no, it's back!

Never mind, it's fine.

Wait no!

[victorz@lemmy.world]

And use Snapchat too