True True

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

opens melon; dirt

Fuck.

Opens melon; fire

Fuuuuck!

Opens melon; wind

FuUuUcK!

[wieson@feddit.org]

• Water buffalo
• Earth buffalo = bison/wisent
• Fire buffalo = cape buffalo
• Wind buffalo = yak

[synae@lemmy.sdf.org]

Cantaloupe? Or wontaloupe?

[lovablesidekick@lemmy.world]

My wizard casts Summon Elemelontal

[slovene@feddit.nl]

And earthworm.

[wes4humanity@lemm.ee]

Sounds like California

[lobut@lemmy.ca]

In Chinese, there's "kinda" 3 out of the 4 directions for melons:

• 东瓜 (dōng guā) - East Melon - Winter Melon
• 西瓜 (xī guā) - West Melon - Watermelon
• 南瓜 (nán guā) - South Melon - Pumpkin (although it doesn't necessarily refer to south)

and there is no 北瓜 (běi guā) - North Melon (at least not to my knowledge)

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

Honeynotdew

[plainsimplegarak@lemmings.world]

Captain Planet, mother fucker. Don't summon me again, unless you ready for that pain.

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

opens fourth melon

do you remember the twenty first night of September?

[beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

So we rename peppers to firemelons, beans to windmelons, and potatoes to earthmelons. Seems simple enough

[edgemaster72@lemmy.world]

Everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked

[psx_crab@lemmy.zip]

Just about to say this lmao

But i did a search anyway, and based on article below seems like in china in some place they have different 北瓜 based on location, zucchini, chinese squash, and the long pumpkin.

冬瓜、西瓜、南瓜，为啥没有“北瓜”？其实北瓜有3种，你经常吃_中美洲地区

其实是有北瓜的，而且有3种瓜都叫北瓜，并且说不定你还经常吃。 首先说西瓜，咱们现在常吃的西瓜，原产地是在非洲。其实北瓜有3种，分别是西葫芦、窝瓜和长条南瓜，在不同地方分别对于不同的叫法，只是目前没有统…

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[mothra@mander.xyz]

So the windmelon is what red bull is made of?

[model_tar_gz@lemmy.world]

I could really go for some Æthermelon right about now.

[bedsharkpal@lemmy.ca]

Elemelon just has a nice mouth feel to it.

[constantpain@lemmy.world]

That's old. I was thinking about this meme the other day.