True True

[boydster@sh.itjust.works]

And Heartmelon. By their powers combined: Captain Melon!

[chapulincolorado@lemmy.world]

I am melon lord!

[fartswithanaccent@fedia.io]

Avatar: The Last Melonbender

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

The windmelon gives you buffalo wings.

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

That’s cantaloupe

[dwemthy@lemmy.world]

Buffalo wings give me windmelon

[lordwiggle@lemmy.world]

The fifth elemelon featuring Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich

[recursing@lemmings.world]

I feel like Captain Melons is probably a soft porn from the eighties

[superkret@feddit.org]

You mean Meeloon Multipass?

[remembertheapollo_@lemmy.world]

They’re all here. Literally called “Elemelons”

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

opens melon; dirt

Fuck.

Opens melon; fire

Fuuuuck!

Opens melon; wind

FuUuUcK!

[wieson@feddit.org]

• Water buffalo
• Earth buffalo = bison/wisent
• Fire buffalo = cape buffalo
• Wind buffalo = yak

[synae@lemmy.sdf.org]

Cantaloupe? Or wontaloupe?

[lovablesidekick@lemmy.world]

My wizard casts Summon Elemelontal

[slovene@feddit.nl]

And earthworm.

[wes4humanity@lemm.ee]

Sounds like California

[lobut@lemmy.ca]

In Chinese, there's "kinda" 3 out of the 4 directions for melons:

• 东瓜 (dōng guā) - East Melon - Winter Melon
• 西瓜 (xī guā) - West Melon - Watermelon
• 南瓜 (nán guā) - South Melon - Pumpkin (although it doesn't necessarily refer to south)

and there is no 北瓜 (běi guā) - North Melon (at least not to my knowledge)

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

Honeynotdew

[plainsimplegarak@lemmings.world]

Captain Planet, mother fucker. Don't summon me again, unless you ready for that pain.

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

opens fourth melon

do you remember the twenty first night of September?