Would this be a red or green flag?

The Picard Maneuver

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Sorry, I only date women who would prefer to wear the French maid outfit themselves.

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Definitely cute.

themeatbridge

Which avatar is the most detailed and accurate?

Mine - most likely to be left behind chained up in a basement.

Theirs - most likely to be left behind at a cocktail party.

The maid's - most likely to be left behind in a threesome.

IninewCrow

Closet door suddenly opens and a full sized silicon sex doll resembling themselves falls out ... voice activation turns on as the doll lies face down on the floor ... "That's it baby, let's make more babies, that's the stuff" .... sex doll vibrates vigorously on the floor

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Same but for men

NeatoBuilds

Gawd that reminds me I used to base my Sims off the names on the back of cd cases.

I'm sorry eazy e that I had your widow in a house full of bone thugs, I didn't know who she was

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If you’re red/green colorblind:

it doesn’t matter
it’s hard to quickly tell the overall mood of your sims

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Well yeah, presumably for any given threesome, the pov is going to be two behinds at some point, but it doesn't matter if you're the left behind or the right behind or long as everybody's enjoying themselves.

Mossy Feathers (She/They)

Red flag. I don't wanna date people who take the Sims seriously.

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My sister found my Sims game where I was married to my neighbor (her friend). My character was a biker with a leather jacket and an American flag bandana.

I had forgotten but now I must spend the next hour curled up in a ball, whimpering.

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Was this your character?

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Too close for comfort.

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What if our sims live in a swimming pool with no ladder?

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Own that shit

Mossy Feathers (She/They)

That's a fucking mood right there.

(Also it depends on which Sims game and what the goal is. If they're doing it in the Sims 3 or Sims 4 and trying to drown our Sims, then I'll call them a scrub, tell them to gitgud and then block them. Unless there's also a wall around the pool. Otherwise, 10/10)

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Depends, was this all her game, or did she find my existing game and insert herself into it?

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Which is the good one out of those?

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Contrary to what you might expect, the left behind tends to get a bit more direct attention than the right, roughly 30% more time, independent on total duration. This is because for right handed people, the left is more awkward to engage with on the side, so making the left behind the main behind with the right behind by their right hand feels more natural and comfortable.

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I'm just happy she can use a computer to that degree.