Gingerbread Man

[whippersnapper@lemmy.ml]

Run run, fast as you can...

[subtext@lemmy.world]

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

How am I supposed to read an image that hasn't been blurred by countless reposts??

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he's a gingerbread golem.

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

Distressed gingerbread man is one of my favourite facial expressions

[neatobuilds@mander.xyz]

A carbon man in a carbon house

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

Been a great week for menacing Christmas jokes.

[saigot@lemmy.ca]

Ok but gingerbread is cooked, cooked human flesh smells good ignoring where it came from, from what I hear.

But that is almost worse if you think about it.

[mle86@feddit.org]

Well, at least that will make him tougher and less likey to be eaten.

[darkcloud@lemmy.world]

It's the chicken and the egg.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Okay, but now ponder this: would a gingerbread Necronomicon be bound in house?

[randomvideos@programming.dev]

If you build a house out of human flesh, are humans made out of house or are houses made out of humans?

[don@lemm.ee]

why not the two?

[thebrideworecrimson@sopuli.xyz]

We are living in a material world
And I am a material girl gingerbread man

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Try it out and let us know!

[fiskfisk33@startrek.website]

Ed Gein would have been happy as a gingerbread man

[underpantsweevil@lemmy.world]

Its long protein strands all the way down.

[underpantsweevil@lemmy.world]

Is the diamond made out of me or am I made out of diamonds?

[talkstothecat@lemmy.world]

Butt Stallion, is that you?