Gingerbread Man

[mothra@mander.xyz]

It could have been much worse. He (and the house) could have been eaten, eaten by an entity made of... something unfathomable

[sergio@slrpnk.net]

Then he is silent, as he has a Realization: he is One with the Universe.

He is enlightened. He has become a Bruddah.

[makyo@lemmy.world]

Breaddah

[majormajormajormajor@lemmy.ca]

You're pretty articulate for an almost 9 year old, well done!

[hairyharry@lemmy.world]

Gingerbread man, gingerbread man

Doing the things a gingerbread can

What's he like, it's not important

Gingerbread man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater, does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows gingerbread man

[whippersnapper@lemmy.ml]

Whelp, gonna have that song stuck in my head for days.

[whippersnapper@lemmy.ml]

Run run, fast as you can...

[subtext@lemmy.world]

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

How am I supposed to read an image that hasn't been blurred by countless reposts??

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he's a gingerbread golem.

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

Distressed gingerbread man is one of my favourite facial expressions

[neatobuilds@mander.xyz]

A carbon man in a carbon house

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

Been a great week for menacing Christmas jokes.

[saigot@lemmy.ca]

Ok but gingerbread is cooked, cooked human flesh smells good ignoring where it came from, from what I hear.

But that is almost worse if you think about it.

[mle86@feddit.org]

Well, at least that will make him tougher and less likey to be eaten.

[darkcloud@lemmy.world]

It's the chicken and the egg.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Okay, but now ponder this: would a gingerbread Necronomicon be bound in house?

[randomvideos@programming.dev]

If you build a house out of human flesh, are humans made out of house or are houses made out of humans?

[don@lemm.ee]

why not the two?