Gingerbread Man

[cerement@slrpnk.net]

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

[mothra@mander.xyz]

It could have been much worse. He (and the house) could have been eaten, eaten by an entity made of... something unfathomable

[sergio@slrpnk.net]

Then he is silent, as he has a Realization: he is One with the Universe.

He is enlightened. He has become a Bruddah.

[makyo@lemmy.world]

Breaddah

[majormajormajormajor@lemmy.ca]

You're pretty articulate for an almost 9 year old, well done!

[hairyharry@lemmy.world]

Gingerbread man, gingerbread man

Doing the things a gingerbread can

What's he like, it's not important

Gingerbread man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater, does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows gingerbread man

[whippersnapper@lemmy.ml]

Whelp, gonna have that song stuck in my head for days.

[whippersnapper@lemmy.ml]

Run run, fast as you can...

[subtext@lemmy.world]

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

How am I supposed to read an image that hasn't been blurred by countless reposts??

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he's a gingerbread golem.

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

Distressed gingerbread man is one of my favourite facial expressions

[neatobuilds@mander.xyz]

A carbon man in a carbon house

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

Been a great week for menacing Christmas jokes.

[saigot@lemmy.ca]

Ok but gingerbread is cooked, cooked human flesh smells good ignoring where it came from, from what I hear.

But that is almost worse if you think about it.

[mle86@feddit.org]

Well, at least that will make him tougher and less likey to be eaten.

[darkcloud@lemmy.world]

It's the chicken and the egg.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Okay, but now ponder this: would a gingerbread Necronomicon be bound in house?

[randomvideos@programming.dev]

If you build a house out of human flesh, are humans made out of house or are houses made out of humans?