Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

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It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

JackFrostNCola

Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.

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Its glorious!

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Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.

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Fuck that

— Pierce Brown’s dramatis personae

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How far we have fallen

Flying Squid

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

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Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

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Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine

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Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I've just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell...

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Some people like the burnt laser cheese taste but I'm not into it. I prefer to use my laser to add grill lines to my burgers the way BK does to the whopper before microwaving it.

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You were warned.

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oy what a oysshteler!

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Then use a directed air jet

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I have no idea how a directed air jet would work here. But I did fill my waterjet cutter with pizza sauce so fingers crossed I've found a less malodorous solution to geometric pizza.

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Okay as a Chicagoan I'm inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.

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Is that pizza kosher at least?

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IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

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It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.