Spoiler Death

[openstars@piefed.social]

What a wholesome story!:-)

[openstars@piefed.social]

Plot twist, the grim reaper just said that to shut him up.

Plot twist #2, that's not even the grim reaper, just some grandma in a hoodie to keep her head warm.

[ekzepp@lemmy.world]

Plot twist #3, The Grim Reaper can’t tell humans apart from one another (too much meat and muscles on their stupid faces). He just keeps telling the same old story to all the “small ones” he meets.

[thefriar@lemm.ee]

Plot twist-twist-twist, the grim reaper is a heroin dealer

[molten_moron@lemmings.world]

Untied shoes won’t kill him, but he didn’t say anything about serious injury.

[canadiancarl@sh.itjust.works]

youtu.be/a4Ku6RGlJyk

[notsteve_@lemmy.ca]

You can quit the drug but you can never forget it. (been sober from stims for many years but the desire never fully goes away)

[whosdadog@sh.itjust.works]

There’s a whole anthology book about this written by a bunch of big and small names, the pdf is free machineofdeath.net/ebook

[filthyshrooms@lemmy.world]

dies of old age at 32

[majorhavoc@programming.dev]

This collection is fantastic.

Mildly related - Ryan North’s recent contributions to Marvel Comics are full of delight. (Ryan North helped organize Machine Of Death).

[maggoty@lemmy.world]

Died peacefully of old age at 61, paraplegic for 50 years, and craving one last hit for 48 years. Somehow survived being homeless and indigent for 57 years.

[weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Former heroin user here. This is very true. I still have dreams about it every once in a while and it has been 15 years.

[dddontshoot@lemmy.world]

Thank you for sharing, I’m enjoying reading it.