Double Order

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

Pretty sure they took a photo of you. Then they hung it in the back of the store on their "Check out this guy" board. Under your photo, they wrote "ordered two, like a psychopath."

They also posted to chipotlebook, which is a secret social media platform for chipotle workers. Your photo has 12000 comments and 16823 laugh emojis.

Your photo was also shared in the Chipotle shadow council. There's a bean counter (pinto) noticing you're willing to buy two burritos and eat them in a single trip. He does some calculations, and realizes that money making opportunity here. Where the texmex realm mocked you, he sees you as his golden goose. The new "Double Stuffed Burrito" makes bajillions. He's been carrying your photo on his wallet.

The world cares more than you think.

[custardfist@feddit.nl]

Boy, do I know where he’s coming from.

[prime_minister_keyes@lemm.ee]

Little did doingthestuff know that from three meals onward, they will not let you drive or operate heavy machinery.

[bigbenis@lemmy.world]

I definitely understand social anxiety but also it's a waste of energy to be worried that a fast food worker is going to judge you for being hungry.

[boozilla@sh.itjust.works]

I suspect 90% of them don't care. The 10% that do care already judged me as soon as I walked in.

[pineapplelover@lemm.ee]

Relevant key and peele

[bitchkat@lemmy.world]

I had a friend who either used to order am extra pop to hide she was buying two meals for herself.

Or she would go to two restaurants.

[fauxpseudo@lemmy.world]

I've been ordering two meals at a time since I was old enough to still order off the kids menu at Denny's. It makes eating out very expensive but never once have I or the server ever given a crap.

[son_named_bort@lemmy.world]

Is this loss?

[wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world]

Would it be better to piss on the staff, or...?

[dicska@lemmy.world]

That would still beat "Okay Charlie, what do you want?" right when getting to the till.

[wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world]

taking notes

restraint staff are some wild freaks

[amanduh@lemm.ee]

I usually do it to have something delicious to reheat later

[snazz@lemmy.world]

I don’t think they would care about that unless there was a long line and you left no tip.

[pslightlypsycho47@lemmy.world]

This sketch is my favorite of theirs and never gets old!