Herpes

[limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

It’s part of the glitter lifecycle

Source: watched bbc planet

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

I suppose it's what you get for choosing to live in a tourist town, though in my opinion my hometown's worse, just in a dark crazy way not a fun one.

[captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works]

Girls will do anything except therapy, amirite?

[theangryseal@lemmy.world]

Sounds like my ex haha.

Poor girl was totally defeated by this world and herself.

[skunkworkz@lemmy.world]

Should be considered an eco crime. It’s literally micro plastic.

[state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de]

Glitter is craft herpes. Once you have it, it'll stay with you forever.

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

I'd make a serious argument being so desperate to have a woman to sleep with that you get yourself into tangled messes like that isn't exactly what I'd call "mental health" but the majority of at least the single men around me seem enthusiastic if not desperate to do it.

[captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works]

Form coherent sentences much?

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

So how long has it been since somebody told you to go fuck yourself?

[maggoty@lemmy.world]

Mmm yes ritually sacrificing an infant might just do it.

[dragontypewyvern@midwest.social]

There's actually very promising research for a herpes cure, but nothing for glitter.

[buboscandiacus@mander.xyz]

Are you diddy's attorney ?

[mac@mander.xyz]

Relatable