Herpes

[nasan@sopuli.xyz]

I've heard cotton balls soaked in baby oil works wonders.

[outlierblue@lemmy.ca]

Is that to start the cleansing fire to finally and permanently remove the glitter?

[kabi@lemm.ee]

It won't work. The smoke just carries the glitter to every building downwind. This is the main way it infects glitter-protesting households.

[rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee]

Yeah but some of us wouldn't be able to forgive ourselves after what we did to that baby.

[nasan@sopuli.xyz]

And a few layers of skin depending on how badly you want the glitter gone.

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

Buddy of mine brought a girl over a month or so ago who brought a bottle of glitter over and, in a depressive streak over her husband and other two boyfriends (I have already given him so much shit over that, don't worry), she proceeded to spread said glitter over his apartment and particularly his roommate's bed, seriously pissing off said roommate. Also smeared it all over my face and dog during the two's brief visit at my place, which is the first thing my roommates noticed when they got home.

[gerudo@lemm.ee]

Oh wow, the crazy is off the charts.

[gerudo@lemm.ee]

I made the mistake of using an air duster on these wall decorations we had. I thought it was just beadwork that made the design.

Nope, blue glitter was mixed in, and it went everywhere. Still finding it to this day.

[limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

It’s part of the glitter lifecycle

Source: watched bbc planet

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

I suppose it's what you get for choosing to live in a tourist town, though in my opinion my hometown's worse, just in a dark crazy way not a fun one.

[captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works]

Girls will do anything except therapy, amirite?

[theangryseal@lemmy.world]

Sounds like my ex haha.

Poor girl was totally defeated by this world and herself.

[skunkworkz@lemmy.world]

Should be considered an eco crime. It’s literally micro plastic.

[state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de]

Glitter is craft herpes. Once you have it, it'll stay with you forever.

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

I'd make a serious argument being so desperate to have a woman to sleep with that you get yourself into tangled messes like that isn't exactly what I'd call "mental health" but the majority of at least the single men around me seem enthusiastic if not desperate to do it.

[captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works]

Form coherent sentences much?

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

So how long has it been since somebody told you to go fuck yourself?

[maggoty@lemmy.world]

Mmm yes ritually sacrificing an infant might just do it.

[dragontypewyvern@midwest.social]

There's actually very promising research for a herpes cure, but nothing for glitter.

[buboscandiacus@mander.xyz]

Are you diddy's attorney ?