Thank you for calling 1-Day-Boxing, house movers and fisticuffs.
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Thank you for calling Snake Rentals.
Going to a party and need a boa around your shoulders to show off? Need to break into a secure facility? We got you covered!
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Thank you for calling Moons, Moons, Moon-Moons Models.
We've got small celestial bodies, bare asses, and slapstick werewolves!
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Thank you for calling Bark Outlets.
We're your one-stop shop for loose woody tree bits and dog noises, all at bulk discount prices!
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You're talking to Queer Crisis and Shaved Ices! We've got family trauma and banana flavors!
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Thank you for calling Bricks, BRICS, and Bics.
We've got building materials, window-smashers, authoritarian alliances, and lighters!
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@katanova Do I get to choose the fighting style and difficulty level?
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You've reached Maps, Macks, and Macs.
We've got topographic layouts, heavy trucks, and computers that think you're a complete moron.
You don't get a choice in what you receive.
Your shipment is on its way now.
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Welcome to Right Now! This very moment! What exists now is a certainty! What will be is uncertain!
What you do next is up to *you*!
No refunds, traveling to the past outside of trauma flashbacks is strictly prohibited. Terms and conditions are either facts of reality or social constructions, and you've got to figure out which for yourself.
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Thank you for visiting the Gestalt!
Are you a psychic with poor boundaries? Just want to know what it feels like to be a part of something bigger? Tired of trying to figure out how you feel all the time?
Hand over your consciousness to the gestalt! Become one with Unity! Abandon your identity and become one, with Gestalt!
We'll tell you what to think and how to feel! Satisfaction and smug superiority guaranteed!
Satisfaction only guaranteed so long as you remain in the Gestalt.
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@socketwench Even better, you get to sit back and watch while the Boxers put on a show!
