Fedi, please tell me your best and worst "Guy walks into a bar" or "Animal/vegetable/mineral walks into a bar" jokes, for a robot pub in Improbable Island where the bartender threatens to recite one of several amusing jokes at you.
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Fedi, please tell me your best and worst "Guy walks into a bar" or "Animal/vegetable/mineral walks into a bar" jokes, for a robot pub in Improbable Island where the bartender threatens to recite one of several amusing jokes at you.
These do not have to be funny or good.
Examples:
switch ($joke){
case 1:
output("\"`4A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, \"For you, no charge.\"`0\"");
break;
case 2:
output("\"`4A cosine wave walks into a bar, and orders a pint. The barman says \"Sorry, we do not cater for functions.\"`0\"");
break;
case 3:
output("\"`4Three fonts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, \"We do not serve your type in here.\"`0\"");
break;
case 4:
output("\"`4A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, \"I am sorry but I cannot serve you.\" \"Why not?\" asks the snake. The bartender replies, \"Because you cannot hold your liquor.\"`0\"");
break;
case 5:
output("\"`4A dyslexic man walks into a bra.`0\"");
break;
}