Weeks when decades happen

[bytejunk@lemmy.world]

This is hilarious. AI doesn't have the latest news, it's convinced we're joking and reality can't be this bad...

[neatobuilds@lemmy.today]

why dont they call it the cow flu then

[frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe]

Cows cant fly

Duh

[theneverfox@pawb.social]

Because you can't just use up the easy to remember names like that. We've had bird flu, SARS, MERS, swine flu, COVID... We might need cow flu to name a different coronavirus in a few years

[hawlsera@lemm.ee]

Not really, while I say that they're "Punishments from God" I"m just being dramatic.

It's obvious the only way Republicans learn is if they're scared into doing it, fear is the only emotion they seem to have afterall.

[werefreeatlast@lemmy.world]

Its going to be a fucky one!

[werefreeatlast@lemmy.world]

If you stay about 20' from a cow, the milker can't shoot milk in your face. The physics behind it are pretty clear, yes cow flu milk is airborne but with a splash mask and 20' distance, we'll have it all under control.

[ddplf@szmer.info]

California votes democrat

[grappling7155@lemmy.ca]

Don’t forget anger

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

one would hope!

narrator: but it wasn't

[whatsay@slrpnk.net]

Let see, what's on the calendar....

[prime_minister_keyes@lemm.ee]

Call my name through the cream then.

[unphazed@lemmy.world]

Well after the election I did say I'd watch it all go down in flames...

[buddahriffic@lemmy.world]

Also only halfway through this decade. And I can't see any reason to believe the 30s will get any better.

[mynameisigglepiggle@sh.itjust.works]

Traditionally the 30s are when shit starts to get real

The 20s are just for the I'll gotten gains to be erased due to financial collapse

[buddahriffic@lemmy.world]

Judging by history, I don't think the cycle is 100 years but more like 85 - 90 years.

Which would put us in the economic bad times right now, leading into a time of military conflict.

[hawlsera@lemm.ee]

And the rich people who live there fund GOP Super PACs

[snapz@lemmy.world]

All the people who see arbitrary signs in everything will see nothing at these things happening within weeks of 2nd trump presidency starting (and the last American presidency under some form of democracy)

[snapz@lemmy.world]

Some guy, you mean RFK Jr. probably. And soon mandatory lunch snack at the public tax voucher-funded Christian school your kids will attend (you won't HAVE TO go, but the only other schools won't bee subverted by the voucher.... So, up to you bro....)