This ad vastly overestimates

Matthew Miller

a) my prior awareness of any particular "Austrian Flair", and / or
b) its ability to create such awareness, and / or
c) my overall curiosity regarding same.

(Sorry, Austrian friends. Your country seems lovely.)

Matthew Miller

A more useful ad in America would be:

No, not Australia! Look again.

We are a whole different country.

In Europe!

An actual, real country. We have an airline!

With our own airplanes and everything!

You should come see!

Matthew Miller

Austria Airlines, you can have this one for free!