When today is your birthday

[jizzmasterd@lemmy.ca]

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

Should have gone to Little Caesars

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

THE 4TH OF JULY

(Am I doing this right ml?)

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

I know four people who are born on Christmas in my life.

Each one hated Christmas, or was really indifferent to Christmas.

All of them are messed up in other ways.

Parents who are expecting on Christmas... Don't.

[emoduck@sh.itjust.works]

Closed for Saturnalia

[flax_vert@feddit.uk]

Ehhh, we don't really have much evidence on what time of year he was born either way. The traditional attribution from the Early Church is the 25th of December, but that could stem from a superstition of people dying on the anniversary of their death, which was believed to be on the 25th of March

[openstars@piefed.social]

Where's the bacon!?

Also needs two more flags.

And then obviously one more bacon.

Yeah that should do it.:-)

[ramble81@lemm.ee]

So try not to knock up the chick with the green bush on St. Patrick’s Day?

[obi@sopuli.xyz]

I think this piece of advice applies regardless, to be honest.

[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

Render unto Little Ceasars that which is Little Caesars'.

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

See, even Jesus was cool with conforming to the oligarchy. He only got pissed when they were exchanging money in front of the temple. Because… who controls the temple?