Goldilocks that hussy...

[darkcloud@lemmy.world]

Two beds = Happier, plus you get more choices about whose bed to have sex in, and can have more compartmentalized and meaningful quality time together. Better control over distance and needs.

[kibiz0r@midwest.social]

hussy

My brain has been so badly poisoned by the internet that I initially failed to read that as the actual word.

[jerb322@lemmy.world]

You could read into it or maybe just read it...

[thedarkfly@feddit.nl]

I agree. If there was no link in the mind of the author, why would Mama Bear answer this to Baby Bear's question?

[cybermass@lemmy.ca]

People with insomnia would strongly disagree with you

You don't know other people's lives or challenges, people are a lot more unique than you may think. Maybe try considering there might be other perspectives because people live different lives than you do.

[stoney_logica1@lemmy.world]

Clearly this isn't the arrangement Mama Bear and Papa Bear originally had.

[zombifrancis@sh.itjust.works]

"Dad snores and corrective surgery is considered elective by our insurance and not covered."

[guydudeman@lemmy.world]

Honestly, I do snore like a bear, and this is why we have a “bail out bed” in another room. Even I use it sometimes when she’s snoring. Like last night, for instance.

[lime@feddit.nu]

this comic didn't need the last panel.

[perishthethought@lemm.ee]

#BringBackHussy

[phen@lemmy.eco.br]

The comic is extra dumb because they all clearly needed different kinds of mattresses.

[theoctonaut@mander.xyz]

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

[sergio@slrpnk.net]

Cats have the right idea. Every room should have at least one place that's good to sleep in.

[brbposting@sh.itjust.works]

It would not surprise me if married couples who sleep in separate beds report, on average, less satisfaction with their marriages than those who share a bed...

but any data on that, I’m didn’t check very hard.

Also - glad folks pointed out separate sleeping arrangements can be entirely natural/beneficial.

[finitebanjo@lemmy.world]

There was a time when you weren't allowed to show a bed for two on TV in the USA.

[agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works]

Papa bear's bed was very hard, Mama bear's bed was very soft. They might just have incompatible mattress needs.

[kusimulkku@lemm.ee]

I think every time I've heard about it it has been because there's been issues in the marriage.

[algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org]

Wait, there's am actual meaning to that word?

[storcholus@feddit.org]

O shit was that one joke at the beginning of wandavisiom when they were in the early sitcom and pushed the beds together?

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

It's also why Bert and Ernie had two beds.

Thankfully, they allowed Charlie Bucket's grandparents to have a bed for four.