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[unforeseen@sh.itjust.works]

Lol he looks smug in the moment but when that happens to me his face is getting a kick from the other foot.

[schmidtgenetics@lemmy.world]

So you hurt your other foot? Fantastic idea! That’ll show an inanimate object.

[ctdummy@lemm.ee]

Inanimate objects don’t have genders or facial expressions either; so by using a magical thing called context clues they’re probably just continuing the OP’s joke. By all means keep huffing your own farts if it makes you feel better though.

[mrscottytay@sh.itjust.works]

Shhh, be careful, they might be special

[schmidtgenetics@lemmy.world]

You realize that can STILL happen in the comic… yeah?

[deaf_fish@lemm.ee]

I broke my pinky toe because of bed sheets hanging off the bed in a specific way while I walked by.

To this day it is the only broken bone I've ever had.

I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

[ctdummy@lemm.ee]

Honestly 2/10 backpedaling. Apply yourself next time.

[matti@sopuli.xyz]

Ohh it's my time to two up someone on the Internet. I broke mine playing hide and seek as a child, managed to trip over and squash it under my foot. Then again getting it caught on the edge of a gym floor mat. Then again stepping over my hockey bag. Still the only bone I've ever broken.

I joke that if it happens one more time I'll just have the damn thing lopped off.

[djsoren19@yiffit.net]

yo why is the guy packin?

[schmidtgenetics@lemmy.world]

Nah, you’re just a dick for assuming two different ways with two different people.

The context was quite obvious, just like the person I responded to, you must be a moron or huffing to many of your own farts if you can’t comprehend this.

Or… you’re just a trolling dick, probably this one. Yeah it’s this one:

[ctdummy@lemm.ee]

Unfortunately not only reality but the votes (as much as I dislike appeal to the ratio) disagree with you. Have a nice day.

[sik0fewl@lemmy.ca]

Not scientifically accurate.

The pinky toe should be twice as big. I'm not sure if it happens just before or just after, but it happens.

[idunnololz@lemmy.world]

We need a never broke a bone community on Lemmy so we can ban you from it

[schmidtgenetics@lemmy.world]

Most viewers block downvotes so didn’t even know that has any, and you seriously think that means something? Your comment got moderated, tells you all anyone needs to know here.

Who cares about upvotes and downvotes, oh yeah trolls, way to expose yourself dummy.