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[unforeseen@sh.itjust.works]

Lol he looks smug in the moment but when that happens to me his face is getting a kick from the other foot.

[schmidtgenetics@lemmy.world]

So you hurt your other foot? Fantastic idea! That’ll show an inanimate object.

[ctdummy@lemm.ee]

Inanimate objects don’t have genders or facial expressions either; so by using a magical thing called context clues they’re probably just continuing the OP’s joke. By all means keep huffing your own farts if it makes you feel better though.

[mrscottytay@sh.itjust.works]

Shhh, be careful, they might be special

[schmidtgenetics@lemmy.world]

You realize that can STILL happen in the comic… yeah?

[deaf_fish@lemm.ee]

I broke my pinky toe because of bed sheets hanging off the bed in a specific way while I walked by.

To this day it is the only broken bone I've ever had.

I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

[ctdummy@lemm.ee]

Honestly 2/10 backpedaling. Apply yourself next time.

[matti@sopuli.xyz]

Ohh it's my time to two up someone on the Internet. I broke mine playing hide and seek as a child, managed to trip over and squash it under my foot. Then again getting it caught on the edge of a gym floor mat. Then again stepping over my hockey bag. Still the only bone I've ever broken.

I joke that if it happens one more time I'll just have the damn thing lopped off.

[djsoren19@yiffit.net]

yo why is the guy packin?

[schmidtgenetics@lemmy.world]

Nah, you’re just a dick for assuming two different ways with two different people.

The context was quite obvious, just like the person I responded to, you must be a moron or huffing to many of your own farts if you can’t comprehend this.

Or… you’re just a trolling dick, probably this one. Yeah it’s this one:

[ctdummy@lemm.ee]

Unfortunately not only reality but the votes (as much as I dislike appeal to the ratio) disagree with you. Have a nice day.

[sik0fewl@lemmy.ca]

Not scientifically accurate.

The pinky toe should be twice as big. I'm not sure if it happens just before or just after, but it happens.

[idunnololz@lemmy.world]

We need a never broke a bone community on Lemmy so we can ban you from it