Going to the doctor in 2040

[darkard@lemmy.world]

"My guy, you got that Ligma for real"
"Excuse me?"
"Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"

[teft@lemmy.world]

That doctor:

[dannyboy@sh.itjust.works]

ong ong

[sojb@lemmy.ml]

Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

[gluwu@lemm.ee]

Anyway, I don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but I looked at your charts and it seems like you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit may be retarded.

[perishthethought@lemm.ee]

The first doctor that calls me "scrote" gets punched in the face.

[clarkinpark@lemmy.world]

I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands

[deebster@lemmy.ml]

And bacon flavoured

[blandfordforever@lemm.ee]

Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn't even considered that offensive.

It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.

[splashjackson@lemmy.ca]

Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers

[gladaed@feddit.org]

You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.

When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.

[paequ2@lemmy.today]

macOS Lexus

[bruhduh@lemmy.world]

All new is forgotten old

[anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

That will be two million dollars (inflation).

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

[slikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.

[tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world]

[timeworntraveler@lemm.ee]

what's gng

[piemanding@sh.itjust.works]

Good night gamers?

[blindfrog@lemmy.world]

Urban Dictionary: gng

literally jus means gang..

Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)

Look like consensus's changed over the years. I still dunno what's gng