Meat baby

[lemmyng@lemmy.ca]

Left (uncooked) is directly on the baking sheet, right (cooked) is on aluminum foil.

No one, not even someone insane enough to make a meat baby, would go through the effort of assembling it on a bare sheet and then adding the foil under it.

[dasus@lemmy.world]

Well no, thats kinda what I implied.

It doesn't really matters of they've shifted it from the pan after the oven. I'm sure those feet are pretty jiggly and undercooked underneath might get places differently on the foil as when they were cooking

[m1nds3nd@lemmy.ca]

I've seen a picture of a birth defect that looked a bit like that. Disturbing.

[coaxil@lemm.ee]

Not yet anyhow

[myrrh@ttrpg.network]

...i suspect they realised that the bare roasting pan wasn't going to work, transferred it to a foil sheet, everything fell apart, and then hastily re-assembled the broken bits into what was cooked for the final result...

[tarquinn2049@lemmy.world]

Hehe, yeah. I think for me, it mostly comes down to the bacon. I can think of reasons why everything else would change. But any story I can come up with for why all the bacon pieces are completely different from the first one is less likely than if these are two separate meat babies. Ultimately, obviously, it doesn't matter either way. But I think it's more likely they are two separate babies from different times. Rather than that something happened to the first bacon diaper that necessetated throwing it out and making an entirely different one out of new pieces of bacon.

[son_named_bort@lemmy.world]

I would do anything for love, but I won't eat that.

[vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works]

But with this easy trick we can change that. BILLY MAYS HERE! Presenting the all new baby chipper.

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

I think the simplest explanation is probably the correct one, the meat baby was possessed with a soul during the baking process which fundamentally changed its appearance.

[bitchkat@lemmy.world]

Nothing a trip through the blender can't fix.

[a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

[hertzdentalbar@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Depends on how hungry you are.

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

This gives the phrase "having a bun in the oven" a whole new meaning

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

Finally, the unholy meat obelisk

The fact that this exist, implies that god either is just too scared of us to deal with us, or is utterly incapable of affecting us in any way

The best part is she probably could have made a lower sodium variety of enough people were interested.

Alas...