New year, new stfu
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Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
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I'm sad because I like a good salad but I have trouble making them. Damn you brain! Keeping me from being happier and healthier....
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Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
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Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
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Fuck those people. They're your coworkers not your Grammy. If you can, tell them to stop or ask someone you trust to. If they don't stop that's harassment even if covered in humor or followed by self depreciation.
They're like the people that bitch about "ethnic food" smells but everyone has to be quiet when they peel open their Tupperware and the room smells like a brussels sprouts asshole. -
Only when I make it myself. I'm picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.
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Presumably people who care about you as a person care about what you're up to with your life, but maybe the author of this hasn't experienced that.
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Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
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Not true I like talking about diet specifics
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I just like salad ok, it's good
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW CARBS ARE BAD FOR YOU THO
I am truly, truly sorry to every person who ever said to me "hey man you lost some weight what you doin keto?" And I didn't just say "yeah basically" and let it end there. I just... I'm really, really excited about it.
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Same, and my salads are roughly 1/2 cheese by volume. No sadness there.
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That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
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Don't fall for the propaganda. Salad is awesome.
Also strangely funny.
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What's this "diet" bullshit? Salad is awesome.
Damn, now I want a nice chicken cesar.
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For health reasons, a year or two ago I had to cut hard on carbohydrates and so, amongst other things, started eating a lot more salad.
Let's just say that it's perfectly possible to do very tasty salads, even without using sauces (which is seldom a healthy way of doing it) and, further, you can make quite a number of different varieties of tasty salads if you're willing to go a bit further out in your choice of ingredients than lettuce and tomato.
Good thing, too, because otherwise my diet nowadays would've been horribly bland.
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Everyone always asks about my diet and then they are always shocked and amazed. I work construction and stopped eating processed food as much as possible. I have the same conversation everyday. The burrito lady pulls up, and everyone stops to buy one. I walk to my truck and eat an orange and some dates, maybe some cashews. Everyone is like your not going to get a burrito, that's crazy. We all went out to lunch the other day. Ordered a salad with grilled chicken and it blew everyone's mind. The other superintendent was all "are you Jewish or something."I said nope I've just lost 30 pounds in 6 months. Then he was like "wait really? You lost 30 pounds just by changing what you eat?" I was like yep that's all it took. Also apparently he doesn't know what kosher food is.
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Keto cringe just eat normal
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I hate bread now, it’s like rice and pasta. Just filler, it tastes good but it’s just the worst.
