New year, new stfu
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I have to hide at work during lunch or just don't eat because everyone comments on my salads or small, well portioned healthy meals. They always talk about my weight ("so skinny!!!") and my food and use me as a catalyst to complain about their own weights. Its very uncomfortable.
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My eating disorder is one of my favorite topics of conversation
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Literally me:
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The sad doesn't come from eating the salad. The sad came long before.l
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Then stop asking. People are always asking why I’m skipping a meal or not eating meat.
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I assume you mean my pile of bologna.
Oh, have you not heard of keto!?
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Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
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I'm sad because I like a good salad but I have trouble making them. Damn you brain! Keeping me from being happier and healthier....
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Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
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Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
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Fuck those people. They're your coworkers not your Grammy. If you can, tell them to stop or ask someone you trust to. If they don't stop that's harassment even if covered in humor or followed by self depreciation.
They're like the people that bitch about "ethnic food" smells but everyone has to be quiet when they peel open their Tupperware and the room smells like a brussels sprouts asshole. -
Only when I make it myself. I'm picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.
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Presumably people who care about you as a person care about what you're up to with your life, but maybe the author of this hasn't experienced that.
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Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
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Not true I like talking about diet specifics
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I just like salad ok, it's good
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW CARBS ARE BAD FOR YOU THO
I am truly, truly sorry to every person who ever said to me "hey man you lost some weight what you doin keto?" And I didn't just say "yeah basically" and let it end there. I just... I'm really, really excited about it.
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Same, and my salads are roughly 1/2 cheese by volume. No sadness there.
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That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
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Don't fall for the propaganda. Salad is awesome.
Also strangely funny.
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