Lol🥴

[dahgangalang@infosec.pub]

I don't know about a crop top, but I would totally rock a roman/greek battle skirt

[thorry84@feddit.nl]

If I'd have a skirt around up above my navel, you could park a jumbo jet underneath the skirt in front of my cock

[alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml]

You can smuggle a rotisserie chicken under your kilt.

[cruxifux@feddit.nl]

Honestly I would super not be into that. There’s a lot of people who I do not want to see in this, and there’s even more that do not want to see me in this.

[bonje@lemmy.world]

Shit if i looked like that, i would.

[saltesc@lemmy.world]

Attractive? Who cares about attractive? The sheer comfort alone is a way higher selling point. Most people don't dress to be attractive, they're secure enough to just look sensible and be comfortable.

[bugkilla@lemmy.world]

If the internet has taught me something it is: there is market for ANYTHING.

There would be a group of people out there thirsty AF for pics of you in either garment, no garments, a sailor uniform, dinosaur suit or a man-kini.
You would be loved and worshipped by people you wouldn't even had guessed would be into you.

Just don't post it here please.

[some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org]

You don’t want to see my middle aged beer belly.

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

Be your sexy self but don't tell me what to wear. I've been working that out for a long time and I look amazing.

[uxyivrljperl@lemmy.world]

Yep, there is nothing attractive about my beer belly

[gerryflap@feddit.nl]

I'm getting rid of said hairy veer belly to make it fit better :3

[ziltoid1991@lemmy.world]

How much you bet he thinks the AfD won't ban his porn, just only queer folks from existing, because AfD is "pro-saying slurs"? (The amount of republicans I knew with this kind of view...)

[edinbruh@feddit.it]

Switch the crop top for a lumberjack shirt and grow a beard.

Problem solved

[hossenfeffer@feddit.uk]

That's where you keep your haggis.

[maven@lemmy.zip]

Yes! Yes we do!

[maven@lemmy.zip]

Incorrect!!!

[hexadence@lemmy.world]

Cheers to all my homies promoting healthy diet and proper posture.

[fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Nooo thank you I've got too much belly fat and hair lmao

[aprilshowers@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

if men did that the world would be so much better

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Everyone should wear pretty skirts!