Lol🥴

[justiceforporygon@lemmy.world]

Quitter talk

[djsoren19@yiffit.net]

Sounds like good motivation to lose the beer belly.

Or don't, there's people out there who are into the gut. It's more about making sure people feel comfortable in their own skin and not just bending to societal expectations out of a blind sense of conformity.

[wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

It's been too many years since Sailor Bubba

[introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Scots will disagree

[cobysev@lemmy.world]

[skua@kbin.earth]

We cunningly designed kilts to cover up to just above the navel

[dahgangalang@infosec.pub]

I don't know about a crop top, but I would totally rock a roman/greek battle skirt

[thorry84@feddit.nl]

If I'd have a skirt around up above my navel, you could park a jumbo jet underneath the skirt in front of my cock

[alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml]

You can smuggle a rotisserie chicken under your kilt.

[cruxifux@feddit.nl]

Honestly I would super not be into that. There’s a lot of people who I do not want to see in this, and there’s even more that do not want to see me in this.

[bonje@lemmy.world]

Shit if i looked like that, i would.

[saltesc@lemmy.world]

Attractive? Who cares about attractive? The sheer comfort alone is a way higher selling point. Most people don't dress to be attractive, they're secure enough to just look sensible and be comfortable.

[bugkilla@lemmy.world]

If the internet has taught me something it is: there is market for ANYTHING.

There would be a group of people out there thirsty AF for pics of you in either garment, no garments, a sailor uniform, dinosaur suit or a man-kini.
You would be loved and worshipped by people you wouldn't even had guessed would be into you.

Just don't post it here please.

[some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org]

You don’t want to see my middle aged beer belly.

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

Be your sexy self but don't tell me what to wear. I've been working that out for a long time and I look amazing.

[uxyivrljperl@lemmy.world]

Yep, there is nothing attractive about my beer belly

[gerryflap@feddit.nl]

I'm getting rid of said hairy veer belly to make it fit better :3

[ziltoid1991@lemmy.world]

How much you bet he thinks the AfD won't ban his porn, just only queer folks from existing, because AfD is "pro-saying slurs"? (The amount of republicans I knew with this kind of view...)

[edinbruh@feddit.it]

Switch the crop top for a lumberjack shirt and grow a beard.

Problem solved

[hossenfeffer@feddit.uk]

That's where you keep your haggis.