With all of the sexy vampire movies and shows over the past few decades I'm surprised nobody at General Mills has taken the initiative to redesign Count Chocula to be more fuckable.
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With all of the sexy vampire movies and shows over the past few decades I'm surprised nobody at General Mills has taken the initiative to redesign Count Chocula to be more fuckable.
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@tedmielczarek I'm furry-adjacent and can guarantee that a "Count Chocula's werewolf friend" character has probably been invented for that purpose. It's not Chocula, but hey, he'll keep you warm in winter...
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@philpem you'll be pleased to know that they have already explored this route: from 1974 to 1982 you could buy Frute Brute cereal.
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@tedmielczarek @jwz why do you think he’s not fuckable??
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@tedmielczarek @philpem Still my fav of the cereal monsters.
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