They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that!

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

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[fandangalo@lemmy.world]

As a person who grew up in American schools post-Columbine, with kids in schools now, and none of us are CEOs, this is probably the take that saddens me most about this whole event. It’s our kids, and the argument used to be about freedom. Soon, we won’t even have that. What was the fucking point? (Rhetorical: profit)

I know we’re all alive at a special time in humanity. We think we’re so civilized. Then I look around, and it’s the same history playing on repeat. When do the monkeys figure out it’s one species? (Rhetorical again: )

[mke_geek@lemm.ee]

Both are awful. There's too many guns in this country.

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Too many guns, too many people willing to shoot those guns, not enough politicians prioritizing mental health

[rivalarrival@lemmy.today]

Too many CEOs, not enough universal healthcare. Guns are a red herring here.

[deceptichum@quokk.au]

Nah, CEOs dying is beautiful.

Defending CEOs is awful.

[agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works]

On the plus side, maybe this will actually result in some kind of reasonable gun legislation that will trickle down to a reduction of general gun violence. Maybe. Hopefully. Sometimes all it takes is showing the leopard party that their faces are also in danger.

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

People aren't all the same species. People with human bodies come in lots of species on the inside. For example, drag has a pet dragon whose body is human. The world is much more interesting after you realise everyone's different.

[hawlsera@lemm.ee]

Dunno why they downvoted you.

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

Maybe they want the world to be boring

[robocall@lemmy.world]

Rumor has it, if you say, "deny, defend, depose" in your phone 3 times, you'll get charged with terrorism too. Hopefully you're an American citizen or else it's off to Guantanamo bay for you.

[sumguyonline@lemmy.world]

Who do we charge with terrorism for people being forced to watch their loved ones die from preventable causes that were denied treatment and cures by insurance companies? Asking for some revolutionaries I might or might not know.

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

Or maybe they're worried that you're collecting humans as pets

[hawlsera@lemm.ee]

Dreg never said anything about humans as pets

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

They said they have a pet dragon whose body is human. I'm not sure how to parse that, but it could be quite disturbing.

[honourarydragon@lemmy.nz]

It is disturbing to have a body that doesn't align with my species. If you mean my very existence makes you uncomfortable then kindly shut the fuck up and live and let live.

[dasus@lemmy.world]

If you say "Gitmo Bay" three times in the mirror, a dark universe Obama appears and snatches you.

[dogwater@lemmy.world]

Because this multiple species take has been a basis of slavery in the past.

people aren't realizing this is that crazy guy who thinks he's a dragon and refers to himself in third person.

[corkyskog@sh.itjust.works]

I love how they media seems shocked whenever they find Americans who have been radicalized, when one of their counterparts have been radicalized Americans for the last handful of decades.

[panarab@lemm.ee]

They are terrified. He did terrorize their class. So maybe just maybe being a terrorist isn’t bad, it depends on who you terrorize?