Alcohol isn't helpful

[foxyferengi@lemm.ee]

Thanks for triggering a memory I had suppressed. My mother used to make me drink half a cup of olive oil a day when I was a teenager because it was said to help menstrual cramps.

Anyway, it's probably not a surprise that I no longer have a gallbladder!

[robocall@lemmy.world]

vomit and shit pure oil immediately afterwards. gross.

[robocall@lemmy.world]

I'll have two please!

[carbonatedpastasauce@lemmy.world]

You will know what it is like to feel true emptiness.

[fckreddit@lemmy.ml]

I tried weed once. I didn't even get high. But therapy did help. 10/10 would recommend.

[fckreddit@lemmy.ml]

Instructions unclear. I am shitting my brains out now.

[flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Ohhhhhh duhhhhh that's why I had a fucked gallbladder and had to fix my liver.

Jesus. Thanks internet. Our shared trauma is a trip.

[stalfoss@lemm.ee]

That’s 800 calories of straight olive oil, that is actually insane

[roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world]

That's why I'm here!

[roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world]

Like an Olive Oil Therapy?

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

Smoke pot and drink olive oil. Be fucking normal. For your parents.