Alcohol isn't helpful

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Or oily skin and very lovely shits.

[neatobuilds@mander.xyz]

No wipe pooper

[rbwells@lemmy.world]

We had a friend who used to say "there is no problem that alcohol can't make worse!"

Of course he was a relentless pothead, but wasn't wrong.

Me, I like a drink a couple times a week, can't stand pot, and never have less than a liter of olive oil in the house.

[dozzi92@lemmy.world]

Just like this?

[carbonatedpastasauce@lemmy.world]

Let me tell you about the time I ate butterfish.

More accurately, let me tell you about what happened about 3 hours after I ate butterfish.

On second thought, nobody wants to hear the details. It was bad.

[carbonatedpastasauce@lemmy.world]

I switched from booze to weed and my life got a lot better. Very similar "I would like to escape from the hell that is humanity, ahh that's better" effect, but without feeling like dogshit in the morning.

Never considered olive oil as an alternative. Although I think drinking a lot of that would lead to the wrong kind of 'fucked up'.

[ataridump@lemmy.world]

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

obligatory dougdoug Olive oil GIF

[foxyferengi@lemm.ee]

Thanks for triggering a memory I had suppressed. My mother used to make me drink half a cup of olive oil a day when I was a teenager because it was said to help menstrual cramps.

Anyway, it's probably not a surprise that I no longer have a gallbladder!

[robocall@lemmy.world]

vomit and shit pure oil immediately afterwards. gross.

[robocall@lemmy.world]

I'll have two please!

[carbonatedpastasauce@lemmy.world]

You will know what it is like to feel true emptiness.

[fckreddit@lemmy.ml]

I tried weed once. I didn't even get high. But therapy did help. 10/10 would recommend.

[fckreddit@lemmy.ml]

Instructions unclear. I am shitting my brains out now.

[flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Ohhhhhh duhhhhh that's why I had a fucked gallbladder and had to fix my liver.

Jesus. Thanks internet. Our shared trauma is a trip.

[stalfoss@lemm.ee]

That’s 800 calories of straight olive oil, that is actually insane

[roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world]

That's why I'm here!

[roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world]

Like an Olive Oil Therapy?

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

Smoke pot and drink olive oil. Be fucking normal. For your parents.