You never swipe!

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Brb getting a job as a greeter to see how lo g it takes to get fired for saying "gas the nigs"

That's ridiculous.

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Seriously, why are we wasting time pitying celebrities who used their fame in stupid ways, like going on a slur ridden tirade at for audience

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This is why every other picture on my phone is my dick. Swipe at your own risk mfers.

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That's why I'd never date a US girl. I could never tell if she supported the right or the wrong baseball team.

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A gentle reminder that Jerry Seinfeld is pro-genocide, and his wife financially supported a counter protest to those speaking out against Palestinian civilians being slaughtered.

Jerry Seinfeld's wife sparks debate with $5000 donation at pro-Israel rally | The Express Tribune

Jessica Seinfeld, wife of comedian Jerry Seinfeld, ignited social media discussions after donating $5,000 to a pro-Israel rally.

The Express Tribune (tribune.com.pk)

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This already exists. Probably several of them.

I had one back in the day that would allow you to pick an arbitrary selection of images from your gallery and would only display those. Ninja Snap, I think it was called. If the holder tried to swipe beyond this it would respond by taking pictures of whoever is holding the phone via the selfie cam (inevitably pictures of them up their nose, given how they're likely to be holding the phone) and eventually start admonishing them for being an assmunch and violating the trust of whoever's phone it was.

Anyway, Focus lets you do this in a less trollworthy manner. It also has an option to lock you phone if someone hits the home button trying to get to other apps or snoop around in other stuff. Several other Gallery replacement apps do, as well.

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I'm so sick of it just nuke Palestine and Israel together it's over

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It is ridiculous, but it's also the actual rules HR organizations go by. What I said was the actual policy when I worked at Microsoft - it was specifically how sexual harassment was described to me by a friend in HR who said she'd had extensive training in that area. I don't know if it would literally be applied if somebody said "gas the nigs" but AFAIK it's the protocol you have to follow to protect yourself from lawyers. Therefore if I were a business owner that's what I would do, because keeping my livelihood and keeping my other employees employed would mean more to me than feeling like an angel of justice.

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The audience laughing fucking kills me lmao

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Eh, no one will spend the time to zoom in that much, you're safe.

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Incredibly misguided of Jerry to think a comedy show was the best place.

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Or we can nuke the countries that send arms to Israel and in a day they'll tone down their crazy.

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Venture capitalists will be knocking on your door for you to lead a new start up

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The other guy is right, I'm just goofing on the stereotype. You accessing Lemmy is plenty of proof that the stereotype is a bad generalization. Sorry for pissing you off!