You never swipe!

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It would be fun to make a “No Swipe Image Viewer” app that lets you pick an image to share - and then presents some searing penalty like a screamer to anyone who swipes to the side.

Just be warned, not for the elderly or faint of heart.

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Yeah, welcome to the era from before they were ubiquitous.

Dragon Rider (drag)

Jerry is a Zionist loser who heard “never again” and thought “yeah, let’s exterminate the Palestinians so that no genocide will happen again”

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Fired? Yes.

Banned from all other jobs? No.

Banned from jobs that are customer service related? Yes.

You can still be a piece of shit and work in places where that won’t have an effect on people.

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Does Ente photos work locally or is it just a “cloud” situation?

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Banned from jobs that are customer service related forever? No.

This is harder when we shift this to talking about comedians. For a comedian to have a job, people have to want to go to see them specifically. If I go to a show, and have a notably bad experience, I’m probably not going to go see that person / group / whatever again, and if I see videos and read news articles about someone else’s bad experience, that’s also probably enough to make me not want to see them, too.

So, maybe celebrities that get cancelled should have to find a new industry to work in, if what they did is bad enough. At the very least, they need to change their image to the point that they’re appealing to a different audience, if their old audience is no longer interested in seeing their show.

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Later on, George swipes when she shows a picture to get even, finds out she supports the wrong baseball team, and spends the rest of the episode trying to break up with her without revealing whybecause she’d find out that he swiped.

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“I tried to stop her, Jerry! I tried!”

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If you have an iPhone you can turn on Guided Access mode by triple clicking the power button.

In guided access mode you can disable touch.

support.apple.com/en-us/111795

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Faceswap the offender’s face onto lemonparty in real time.

We have this technology.

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Then they zoom out and start swiping. Just turn on Guided Access mode on iOS or Screen Pinning or App Pinning on Android. In those modes you can disable touch.

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Guided Access Mode on iOS or Screen/App Pinning on Android

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Also Delicious in Dungeon

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Pass it on yourself, I haven’t used FB in at least 10 years. I’m guessing you don’t eat avocado toast either. Stereotypes are stupid aren’t they.

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Depends on the history. You never fire somebody on the first offense in a case of using inappropriate language on the job, because you have to account for their personal background - maybe where they grew up that language is totally normal and they really don’t get that it’s a problem. They have to be given a chance to change their behavior once they’re aware that it’s not okay. If they do it again, it’s a valid violation of workplace standards and totally justifiable to fire them.

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I just tell people “don’t swipe unless you wanna see my dick” and that usually does it.

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While recording their reaction

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What app is that and does it exist on android?

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I kinda think living in the real world is a bit of a pre-req. I don’t think the cooking anime quite counts there.

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Ente Photos, it’s on both Android and iOS