You never swipe!

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Nope, cancelled forever. As a warning to anybody who might be tempted to express himself honestly.

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My goodness, what judgmental little insects we have become.

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I’d rather not have Jerry either tbh, he doesnt seem to think he can be funny without being somehow hateful apparently.

Dwemthy (he/him)

My boomer mother swiped too far on her own phone when she was showing me something

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I think he has moved on from what he did.

Unfortunately for him, there are no take-backs. Nor should there be. He metaphorically hit the lottery, and wasted all his winnings right there in stage.

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Oh god no! Please…tell me it’s not what I think it is…

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iOS has a “hidden” folder that requires a password to get into. All the nudes should go in there just in case. I’m sure there’s something similar on most versions of android.

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Most awkward ever

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No swipe for you! Come back one year!

Radioactive Butthole

The fathercock

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Just zoom in a little so it pans

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The League already did something about this…and yes it was basically a more modern version of Seinfeld.

It used what I call the “four psychopaths” format…it’s always sunny in philadelphia uses the same formula.

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I’m usually like this if it’s a one time thing. In his case IDK I just said that because other people still say he is an asshole. But I won’t support people that we know are not sorry and would still do it if they could, even if they are famous. Like the unhinged Kanye.

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I’m thinkin’ Hey!

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I assume you mean did something as in did an episode on this subject, not did something to stop illicit swiping.

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As a boomer fully versed in modern phone usage I resent this unwarranted collective slur.

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Ok boomer

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More like a little bit about it in one of the episodes. The League was based on a fantasy football league if you never watched it, and the episode featured one of the people discovering something due to illegal swiping and one of the NFL referee people guest starred and called him out on it.

It’s a pretty funny show even if you aren’t into football.

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Modern people, armed with the collective knowledge of humanity, think any transgression against their standards merits permanent exile into the desert. Redemption is impossible in our enlightened age.

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Nope sorry, you’re not allowed to learn from your mistakes anymore. Unless you can find a rationalization that boomers made your actions inevitable.