You never swipe!

[kingjalopy@lemm.ee]

My god you’re a genius.

You’re also hiding something, but still, genius.

[turbowafflz@lemmy.world]

Wait that’s so smart I need to start doing that

[mintyfresh@lemmy.world]

I was watching a cpl episodes of Seinfeld last night, and it seemed like half the plotlines would have been moot if everyone had a cellphone.

[glasshalfhopeful@lemmy.ca]

Why no Kramer?

[theladyaugust@lemmy.world]

Said some things on stage he really shouldn’t have, but people make mistakes and usually grow from it, so we’ll see who he is now.

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

It’s human to lose your shit sometimes. I think he sincerely apologised.

[glasshalfhopeful@lemmy.ca]

I see. Very unfortunate. Racism is complicated and more deeply rooted the most will realize and accept. What he said isn’t okay and never will be. I hope he’s grown since then and made amends for his mistakes.

[thessnake03@lemmy.world]

Thought he apologized for that. Doesn’t make it right, but still.

[stalinwolf@lemmy.ca]

Never hand a boomer your phone. Especially an elderly boomer, and especially if that boomer is your mother. They will always start swiping. It’s like their brain just deflates. Their eyes glaze over. They get this wide, tranquil smile, as if to say, “Hot dawwg! This boundless collection of photos I’ve been handed is going to be a real treat!”, and they just start swiping. They just start fucking swiping.

[asteriskeverything@lemmy.world]

Honestly yeah, like a podcast script read Reunion would be amazing with a modern script!

[infinite_ass@leminal.space]

Nope, cancelled forever. As a warning to anybody who might be tempted to express himself honestly.

[infinite_ass@leminal.space]

My goodness, what judgmental little insects we have become.

[curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I’d rather not have Jerry either tbh, he doesnt seem to think he can be funny without being somehow hateful apparently.

[dwemthy@lemdro.id]

My boomer mother swiped too far on her own phone when she was showing me something

[tikiporch@lemmy.world]

I think he has moved on from what he did.

Unfortunately for him, there are no take-backs. Nor should there be. He metaphorically hit the lottery, and wasted all his winnings right there in stage.

[spirinolas@lemmy.world]

Oh god no! Please…tell me it’s not what I think it is…

[steal_your_face@lemmy.ml]

iOS has a “hidden” folder that requires a password to get into. All the nudes should go in there just in case. I’m sure there’s something similar on most versions of android.

[can@sh.itjust.works]

Most awkward ever

[son_named_bort@lemmy.world]

No swipe for you! Come back one year!

[earflap@reddthat.com]

The fathercock