You never swipe!

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Modern Kramer: removed

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I was thinking and I could totaly see george showing up at the wrong time only to get dragged along with a mass shoplifting crowd and being the only one caught

Pistcow

These Takis are making me thursty!

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That’s why you slightly zoom in on a pic before showing it to someone.

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they should do 1 20 minutes episode revival where it’s just the 3 of them (not kramer obvs) talking in the booth about new tech

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I’d love if they made this a tv show, and shot it with “Kramer” still being a character. However, Micheal Richards is not part of the show.

They get a voice actor who can do a voice impression of Kramer, but there’s no actual human body. The 3 actors interact with air.

They rig the door to open as if he were opening it, and they all act like he’s there.

They could even do a scene where Kramer explains his physical absence.

K: “Oh, Jerry, it’s the newest thing! Yeah it’s called AI. You just replace your whole existence with an artifical intelligence! Isn’t that wild???”

J: “Yeah, for you that would be an upgrade having any intelligence at all!”

E: “Kramer, I don’t think that’s what AI is. I don’t know WHAT this is, but it’s not AI.”

G: “Yeah. Where’s your body?”

K: “Oh, I’m out there, baby!”

J: “You certainly are out there, that’s for sure!”

K: “Jerry, you gotta get in on this! It’s the wave of the future! I’m telling ya! By 2032 nobody is going to have a physical body!”

J: “Remember when you said I should invest in Enron?”

K: “Hey, that wasn’t my fault. They were making CRAZY money!”

J: “Yeah, it WAS crazy! Crazy illegal! And remember when you said Vine was the next big thing?”

K: “And it was!..for about 12 seconds.”

J: “How did you even DO this anyway???”

E: “Yeah, I’m confused what’s even happening here. We can’t see you, we can’t smell you, we can hear you somehow, but we can’t touch you.”

K: “Oh you can touch me alright!”

Elaine gives disgusted face

G: “Well hold on, maybe theres some merrit to this. Let me ask you this, Kramer. Could I use this to NOT be at my job, but my bosses think I am?”

J: “Oh, here we go…”

K: “Well I don’t see why not. They can’t see you. You pop your head in at the start of the day, they hear your voice, and pop in at the end of the end of the day, who’s to say what you were doing the rest of the day?”

J: “That’s so stupid!”

G: “No it’s GENIUS!!! I can get 8 different full time jobs, with 8 different pay checks, not do ANY of the work, and do about 30 minutes of effort a day! I’M BACK BABY!!!”

J: “There no way THIS plan could go wrong…”

door opens, nobody enters, Newmans voice

“Hello Jerry!”

J: “Oh, now Newman is doing it too???”

Newman walks in carrying an oversized postal package

N: “Doing what? I just brought this package you ordered. Sign here.”

J: “I thought you were invisable…Hello…Newman.”

N: “I was wondering where that was. Invisable? Why would I be invisable?”

K: “Because why WOULDN’T you want to be invisable???”

Newman screams and falls backwards over the couch

N: “Kramer??? You’re invisable???”

E: “Ugh, don’t ask. It’s a whole thing…”

N: “But how?”

K: “It’s called AI…”

E: “No it’s not…”

K: “Alright smartypants! Why don’t YOU tell us what it is then?”

E: “I don’t know. It all feels like a jump the shark moment, like Pickle Rick.”

J: “Pickle Rick? Oh, you mean that guy who had a deli on 8th street until he went crazy trying to forcefully sell people his own brand of pickles.”

E: “Yeah, that’s Pickle Rick. What else would I call him?”

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That sounds odd.

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No way Jerry would do it without Michael Richards.

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I put any pics i want to show off in an album.

Swipe to see similar/SWF photos, while the ones I take to track my receding hairline, stay in the chaos bucket that is my photos app.

KingJalopy

My god you’re a genius.

You’re also hiding something, but still, genius.

TurboWafflz

Wait that’s so smart I need to start doing that

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I was watching a cpl episodes of Seinfeld last night, and it seemed like half the plotlines would have been moot if everyone had a cellphone.

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Why no Kramer?

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Said some things on stage he really shouldn’t have, but people make mistakes and usually grow from it, so we’ll see who he is now.

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It’s human to lose your shit sometimes. I think he sincerely apologised.

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I see. Very unfortunate. Racism is complicated and more deeply rooted the most will realize and accept. What he said isn’t okay and never will be. I hope he’s grown since then and made amends for his mistakes.

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Thought he apologized for that. Doesn’t make it right, but still.

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Never hand a boomer your phone. Especially an elderly boomer, and especially if that boomer is your mother. They will always start swiping. It’s like their brain just deflates. Their eyes glaze over. They get this wide, tranquil smile, as if to say, “Hot dawwg! This boundless collection of photos I’ve been handed is going to be a real treat!”, and they just start swiping. They just start fucking swiping.

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Honestly yeah, like a podcast script read Reunion would be amazing with a modern script!

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Nope, cancelled forever. As a warning to anybody who might be tempted to express himself honestly.