[LastPlaceComics] Hand Em Over

[0ops@lemm.ee]

Gotcha, thanks

[vitorobles@lemmy.today]

value doubles when the gas tank is full anyways

This is hilarious.

[landedgentry@lemmy.zip]

My buddy speaks German and calls his the (forgive my spelling) klapperkeister

[sprucebringsteen@lemmy.world]

I had a Topaz its cousin car until '14 or so, and mine was ancient then. How is that still running? How many miles are on it?

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

Sounds kinky. I'm in!

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

You have been tagged "Oldsmobile Raccoon Guy".

See you around!

[bytemeister@lemmy.world]

I think, if you've never had to lay in the mud in your work uniform and kick the muffler off your car so it won't catch on a pothole and yeet itself through your trunk/gas tank, then you've never really experienced owning a car in your early 20's.

[thawed_caveman@lemmy.world]

Life hack: let someone steal your car. They get easy loot, you get 1. conveniently rid of your beater and 2. insurance money.

Disclaimer: i'm not the first to think of this and they made it illegal long before your beater was even built

[jumi@lemmy.world]

You mean "Klapperkiste" = "rattle box"

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

Ha! I love it.

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

Yikes! That sounds frickin awful

[landedgentry@lemmy.zip]

Yes that!

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

It's not. One of its doors was held on by duct tape. It was a real pos, but it never killed anyone so I can't complain too much.