[LastPlaceComics] Hand Em Over

[jimmycakes@lemmy.world]

It's a southern word

[dannyboy@sh.itjust.works]

This is why I often leave the keys in the ignition of my manual beater Suzuki. Teenage hooligans can't drive it and its value doubles when the gas tank is full anyways, not much to lose.

[0ops@lemm.ee]

Gotcha, thanks

[vitorobles@lemmy.today]

value doubles when the gas tank is full anyways

This is hilarious.

[landedgentry@lemmy.zip]

My buddy speaks German and calls his the (forgive my spelling) klapperkeister

[sprucebringsteen@lemmy.world]

I had a Topaz its cousin car until '14 or so, and mine was ancient then. How is that still running? How many miles are on it?

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

Sounds kinky. I'm in!

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

You have been tagged "Oldsmobile Raccoon Guy".

See you around!

[bytemeister@lemmy.world]

I think, if you've never had to lay in the mud in your work uniform and kick the muffler off your car so it won't catch on a pothole and yeet itself through your trunk/gas tank, then you've never really experienced owning a car in your early 20's.

[thawed_caveman@lemmy.world]

Life hack: let someone steal your car. They get easy loot, you get 1. conveniently rid of your beater and 2. insurance money.

Disclaimer: i'm not the first to think of this and they made it illegal long before your beater was even built

[jumi@lemmy.world]

You mean "Klapperkiste" = "rattle box"

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

Ha! I love it.

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

Yikes! That sounds frickin awful

[landedgentry@lemmy.zip]

Yes that!

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

It's not. One of its doors was held on by duct tape. It was a real pos, but it never killed anyone so I can't complain too much.