Internet: “mint is SO EASY to propagate!
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Internet: “mint is SO EASY to propagate! Someone PAID me to take this peppermint; and I rooted it in 3 seconds and now I am the Lord of All Mint. Everything I touch is mint.”
Me: “COME, SWEET MINT. I AM YOUR REAPER. YOU SHALL ALL BLACKEN AND WITHER UNDER MY MINISTRATIONS. MY HAND IS THE SICKLE; MY VOICE, THE TRUMPET THAT HERALDS YOUR END. I WILL IMMERSE YOU IN THE WATERS OF DEATH FROM WHICH NAUGHT CAN SPROUT; I SHALL PLANT THEE IN THE BLIGHTED EARTH THAT WILL YIELD DEATH EVERLASTING FOR GENERATIONS. YOU WILL KNOW NO GROWTH, NO PEACE. YOU WILL BECOME DUST.” -
@aud This is truly impressive. You could hire yourself out to the overly beminted.
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@[email protected] mint seems to be strongly spite motivated (I love mint and would consume as much as I could), so obviously it’s never gonna grow for me
the fact that it’s spite motivated makes me love it EVEN MORE