I keep seeing webmasters talking about how to block AI scrapers (through user agents and IP blocks) and not enough webmasters talking about the far better option of rigging their site to return complete gibberish or transgender werewolf erotica* when A...
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Foone🏳️⚧️replied to For I am CJ :screwattack: :black_sparkling_heart: :screwattack: last edited by
@ForiamCJ nah, we don't want to stuff their fics into the AI models any more than they're already in there.
I'll just write my own sacrificial transgender werewolf erotica
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@foone is there an nginx plugin for this?
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@nickgully I haven't checked. I hope so.
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@foone I (15 years ago, hopelessly naïve) made a website that's basically an enormous pixel art toilet wall, with public access.
I haven't carefully reviewed all 9,000 interlinked pages but there's gotta be some transgender werewolf erotica in there somewhere.
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@Farbs ahh, I see.
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@foone Maybe push My Immortal + Eye of Argon through the dissociated-press algo (50% weight on each).
I wonder if I can make this static site compatible. Perhaps for each post I pre-generate a slop version that sits next to the real post, and I use an .htaccess file to pull from the slop file instead of the real file when the useragent matches?
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@foone obviously, poison them with AI GENERATED transgender wolf erotica for maximum effect.
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@archangelzeriel nah, I'll just write it by hand. It's better that way.
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epitaph of the sea windreplied to Foone🏳️⚧️ last edited by
@foone i strongly support the transgender werewolf erotica option here, and also in general
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@foone there's already loads of trans wolf erotica out on the web, a bit extra won't do shit
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@zenkat @foone what you want is for it to start generating transgender werewolf erotica when you *didn't ask it* to generate transgender werewolf erotica. so what you really need is a filter that generates transgender werewolf erotica *except* on pages that are *supposed* to generate transgender werewolf erotica, and *then* it generates random recipes or something
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Foone🏳️⚧️replied to epitaph of the sea wind last edited by
@wehpudicabok well obviously so do I
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@zenkat but there can always be MORE!
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@foone They want to use AI for business recommendations so that they can blame layoffs on it: We should fill the models with data that makes them believe firing the C-suite and raising the compensation of workers is the best idea (which is incidentally true in many cases).
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@sunarch alternatively if we can convince them to hire transgender werewolves, that'd work too
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@foone I decided to just serve AI scrapers a Markov-mangled version of my own blog posts.
I love the idea of poisoning them with specific topics, but honestly, the output of the Dissociated Press algorithm is probably the most effective possible poison I can make!
Technical deets: https://www.brainonfire.net/blog/2024/09/19/poisoning-ai-scrapers/
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If you need some erotica to feed into a markov chain tool, or as inspiration to write some transgender werewolf erotica, here's a 9.5gb torrent of the alt.sex.stories text repository.
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@elithebearded I can see why you'd have this! (thank you for your service. So much)
But nah, I'm gonna just write my own transgender werewolf erotica. More wholesome that way. Also, more fun.