Dream technology is weird

[hawlsera@lemm.ee]

I've recently learned that all dreams are real, that everytime you imagine a scenario, you create various new universes where every possible thing that could have lead up to that scenario are retroactively played out in another universe for consistency.

Everytime a new person thinks of that scenario, even in passing, even subconciously, their soul visits that area. Even if no one else knows about it, thinking about a similar enough scenario creates new line that can pass by that same area.

Nothing is lost, all information is retained by an ever expanding universe that touches and shares its collected information with other universes.

Nothing is lost, everything is somewhere, and people can become strong enough to swap to anyone in any timeline we wish. We are all the same person in different forms except for those of us who are different actors playing the same character in someone else's script.

Reaching Nivrana means you are not bond to one life and can freely hop around the timelines, even create new ones, be god of every reality you imagine, as creation becomes faster and easier. Win every encounter not with skill, but by changing timelines until you find one in your favor.

screams in forbidden existential knowledge

[dubyakay@lemmy.ca]

You need a new job.

[monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world]

That’s your cue to lucid dream and start flying

[lgtm@discuss.tchncs.de]

I have quite literally dreamed about running neo/fastfetch

[rooty@lemmy.world]

Mobile phones haven't been around long enough to be a part of the Dreamlands, wait a couple of decades, maybe a powerful Dreamer introduces them.

[naz@sh.itjust.works]

Patch 1.2: Added mobile phones to Dreamlands

[omegalemmy@discuss.online]

I did!

Not gonna tell you what I did though

[deprecateddino@lemmy.world]

Yeah, the phone never works right in my dreams and I'm always very frustrated

[kinglyweevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Your brain doesn't have enough VRAM to keep the simulation humming when it comes to generating accurate text and numbers

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

Ordered takeout?

[ifitwasuptome@lemmy.ca]

Same here! It’s insanely frustrating!

[ifitwasuptome@lemmy.ca]

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[zementid@feddit.nl]

Reading is hard in dreams and Mirrors/Displays turn into portals. It's fascinating how similar it is to nerfs when they reconstruct reflections/mirrors and stable Diffusion when it writes "text".

[corstian@lemmy.world]

Alarm goes of in the morning. Someone is calling me. I pick up my phone to answer the call. Start speaking but the phone is still ringing. I hit the button again and again but it isn't working. I wake up, with the alarm still going off next to me.

[tweeks@feddit.nl]

Doomscrolled Instagram

[justas@sh.itjust.works]

Be me, dreaming.

Look up at phone.

Phone says I'm 4 hours late for work.

Wake up

It's 2 in the morning and I have 5 hours of sleep remaining.

[jackfrostncola@lemmy.world]

Idk, ask the NSA if they have a copy of it

[jackfrostncola@lemmy.world]

Oh no dont update yet, patch 1.2 was bad. There is a bug where you dont properly reboot during Night Terror mode and instead forced Host_Wakeup routine it loops back to start sleep cycle again.

[lumisal@lemmy.world]

Idk, I've had all kinds of mirrors in my dreams. Portal mirrors, regular mirrors, you leave but your reflection doesn't follow mirrors, creepy thing behind you reflection mirrors, only the background is different mirrors, and many books I've read from.

But come to think of it, never a smartphone.

[skyezopen@lemmy.world]

Not to mention a certain lord of dreams has been locked in a basement for 100 years or so.