Good luck, bro

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Guaranteed it's the KFC delivery man who's going to have a problem.

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Communications personnel receive order ... they quickly process it to the gun crew

Gun crew load first round: .... 15TH FLOOR!!!! APARTMENT 1567!!!! KITCHEN WINDOW SECOND TO RIGHT!!!!!! ....... FIRE!!!!!!!

Gun recoils ... crew prepare second round: ...... SAUCE!!!! ... PEPPERONI!!! HAM!!! PEPPERS!!!!! ANCHOVIES!!!! .... CHEESE!!! EXTRA CHEESE!!!!! .... (prepared round is loaded into gun) ..... FIRE!!!!!

Gun recoils ... crew load HESH round: ...... COMPLETE THE ORDER!!!!! ..... FIRE!!!!!!!!

Gun crew grows silent for a moment .... there is a distant explosion of an apartment completely blow out on the 15th floor.

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>	Total Buildings	2
Total units	1540
Total partings	2046

Track_Shovel

God, I hate influencers. I know I probably sound like a geezer, but their whole stchtick is encouraging us to buy useless shit. Before, we had adverts, but now we have people who dedicate their waking hours to this, and for peanuts, unless they are highly successful

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Peach Trees.

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Like the guy that cooked a chicken by slapping it repeatedly, somebody needs to see what speeds firing a ball of dough against a wall will get it crispy brown.

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P1: 37 floors
P2: square building
C1: 37 apartments per floor

duh

SeekPie

I'd also prefer something denser than suburban sprawl, but I think there's a balance point between that and what the post is showing.

I think that 3-5 story apartments with shops underneath are the best ones, because they aren't too dense while also not wasting space.

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That third picture is either warped or the structural soundness of the building is questionable.

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My first thought was this

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(www.questionablecontent.net)

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Make those with decent construction so every cough and sneeze isn't broadcasted to all of your neighbors with good design so it's disability friendly, and that is the dream right there.

u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)

Do they generally bring it to your door?
Where I live they just call you that they're waiting outside and wait for you to come pick it up. Same goes for delivery drivers. Sometimes they don't even leave the car.

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Yeah, love me a elevator. Especially as a delivery driver (rider?).

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Imagine the condominium meetings

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I think the balcony edge curves out into the room. The second pic from the loft bedroom kinda/sorta looks like it. Looks like crap with that straight railing though.

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Tactical ballistic pizza? Count me in. Sounds reckless and delicious.

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And people say China is not a dystopia

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I imagine with that many people there are restaurants and services within.

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Unfortunately this is not currently working (apparently QC itself is currently down, according to Cloudflare), but wow, I haven't thought about QC in quite some time. Thanks for the memories!

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Probably a whole mall on the lower floors and vending machines amd shid