Grandpa

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If I was at a bar or a singles event or something, this line would get a laugh out of me and I'd probably let the guy chat me up a bit.

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Yeah I had an alcoholic, overweight, uncle in a leg brace who was like this. He’d try to “help” me get girls by suggesting I do things like this.

“Hey, look, that girl is cute, go ask all her friends to dance with you at once, then you can increase your odds because she thinks she has competition”

Yeah bro no

“Just say they look like donuts because they are all curves and sugar”

…. Yeah that’s a double hard no

sigh “you just gotta have confidence. Watch this.”

Then he’d wobble over, joke around, make some catcally comments on their looks, and they’d all be blushing and laughing before heading out with him to the dance floor. It was fucking wild.

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Well.....we're all have friends that has CASANOVA & SILVER TONGUE as their genetics and we wonder why ???

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Did you seriously post something with a 9gag watermark in 2025?

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when we’re working, he does say shit like this to women passing on the street and the reaction is not at all unlike the one in the comic

That works until the one time that it doesn't, and then HR sets up a meeting and you never see him again.

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Nah, we’re independent contractors and we work outside (in production). I’m not saying he can’t ever land in shit, but he’s not crossing any lines or anything. It’s just a thing that definitely makes a lot of people uncomfortable. If these people were to ever go to the production manager/producer/whoever, they wouldn’t really have much to say. “He said ‘hey there darling’ when I walked by!” I get that there are definitely legitimate complaints im regards to this kind of behavior, im just saying there’s not really a leg to stand on. He’s not coming across as creepy or overt, he’s just saying hi and being sweet. Still not cool for 99.9999% of people.

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The old ladies at the retirement home looked real innocent before they started grabbing my ass 20 years ago...not gonna lie the old British lady who would play with her pearl necklace after grabbing my ass was kinda adorable.

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The guy is the green shirt, named Rando, is a pole dancer. He and the old man do a joint show. The people in the background are the patrons of the club. The cheesy compliments are part of the act, which is why the girl liked it. It's what she came for.

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Looks like the entire comment section never heard of Randowiz.

Very uncultured.

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I'm also very disappointed by this.

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No. It's just catcalling a woman.

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Hay there, are you a doughnut? Because you look like something I would fuck at 3 A.m and regret at 4 A.m.