Health Insurance Trolley

[tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip]

source: Existential Comics

[rivalarrival@lemmy.today]

In the last 2 years, many of those leaders have moved on to other roles, in part because they understood we were nearing the end of the road for that strategy.

The next strategy is to save money by consolidating operations under one roof. Duh.

[sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

The next step when the company is unable to produce any value anymore, it's to become a patent troll.

[sunbytes@lemmy.world]

Wait, Luigi had a mentor?!

Purple jacket person is organising a cabal of ethical assassins.

[hupf@feddit.org]

Mistress Splinter?

[krauerking@lemy.lol]

Sure but notice they also told him up feet first so in case it fails to kill him he at least gets to make an insurance claim for his new pre-existing condition of mangled trolley legs.