Girl put your record on

[gbrnt@hackers.town]

Girl put your record on
It's time to make a scone
Let's go and get you some jam now

But when do you put the cream?
It makes cornishmen scream
But jam first's not who I am now

[kestral@hackers.town]

@gbrnt name a more British debate.

[gbrnt@hackers.town]

@kestral the correct way to make a cup of tea maybe? My dad has started putting the milk in first, what a nutter

[kestral@hackers.town]

@gbrnt Oh wow what no no no

[gbrnt@hackers.town]

@kestral I'm going to have to reverse disown him if he keeps it up

[kestral@hackers.town]

@gbrnt Does that mean you'll... own him? How much does one pay for a father?

[gbrnt@hackers.town]

@kestral not quite what I was going for! I just meant typically the parent disowns the child

[gbrnt@hackers.town]

@kestral or were you "asking for a friend"?

[kestral@hackers.town]

@gbrnt I do like a daddy…