There are incredible parallels between the failure modes of smart home technology and modern web site architecture:
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Delia Christinareplied to Zach Leatherman :11ty: on last edited by
I wanna know how you got inside your house.
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Zach Leatherman :11ty:replied to Delia Christina on last edited by
@DeliaChristina when the internet of things closes a door, you break a window
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Dave Rupertreplied to Zach Leatherman :11ty: on last edited by
@zachleat I like my appliances like I like my dogs; dumb as hell.
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Zach Leatherman :11ty:replied to Dave Rupert on last edited by
@davatron5000 my smart dog just pooped in the living room and the roomba smeared it all over and now I’m getting carpet cleaning advertisements on google
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Eatonreplied to Zach Leatherman :11ty: on last edited by
@zachleat Yeaaah. Like… I love home automation when it's like, ‘turn my xmas lights on and off for me," because the failure state is… I have to turn on my xmas lights manually. Not “I am stuck outside my own door in the cold and I can't reach tech support as the sun goes down and the ice weasels come”
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Zach Leatherman :11ty:replied to Eaton on last edited by
@eaton the ice weasels are nothing if not terrifyingly consistent
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