does anyone know why the latest debian live image won't boot on my machine?

Lynnesbian :bune_ylw:

CPU: transmeta crusoe flashed with custom 128bit RISC-V firmware
GPU: four nVidia TNT 2 cards running in SLI
RAM: dual mercury delay line (32 words × 17 bits × 2, XMP overclocked, ECC enabled)
storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free iCloud accounts
network: google pixel 9 pro running gemini nano with the prompt "you are an ethernet card. your job is to route packets. do not hallucinate."

mx alex tax1a - 2020 (5)

@lynnesbian you need to change the bit-endianness of your RAM in that configuration, or replace the working fluid with gin