Homophones

[fattony@lemmy.world]

Could someone explain? I'm too homophobic for this.

[mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world]

You need to use the FOMO phone. It's in the lader

[eheran@lemmy.world]

You can't just jump from 4th floor and be fine because "you know how to land", it will absolutely fuck you up.

[lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world]

Yeah nah

[sergio@slrpnk.net]

I believe you. That's why I keep trying to find the story, my memory must have got some detail wrong and I'm wondering what detail it was. Maybe he used a zip line or something.

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

Murder most foul!

[smeg@feddit.uk]

Americans pronounce Ts as Ds

[lugal@sopuli.xyz]

Did you have to work today or do you do daily puzzles outside of office hours?

[mr_blott@feddit.uk]

Once had some twat laugh at me for the way I pronounced "waddur boddle"

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Oh deer, this brakes my heart. May his sole rest in piece in the sweet buy and buy.